Small Things to Help you Forget that People Still Follow qAnon
By Justin Borak
While qAnon might be taking over the mainstream because of the HBO Documentary, Into the Storm, and their involvement in the Capitol Riots they have been going strong for years. Even though they don’t have the same hidden message boards where they can talk about the Hollywood Elite eating babies and notable pedophiles Hilary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, they still exist and are spreading their messages every day…so, let’s try to forget about them.
Pizza. We all like pizza. Whether it’s thin-crust or Chicago deep-dish, pizza is an amazing food that has nothing to do with the bad things in the world. When you think about pizza, you should think about cheese, and bread, and NOT about Pizzagate, the qAnon endorsed conspiracy theory exposing the fictitious child sex ring underneath the D.C. pizza establishment, Comet Ping Pong. Shit, my bad.
Funny videos. YouTube has been a saving grace for everyone trying to distract themselves from the garbage of the world. From cats playing the piano to classic punches to the nards, YouTube is an amazing thing to help you forget. Just make sure you don’t accidentally stumble upon anything like Info Wars, a far-right news network led by Chris Cuomo look-a-like, Alex Jones, that has said on multiple occasions that qAnon was a “reliable source” and founded by “good, American Patriots” …What the fu-
OK, Charli D’Amelio. 16-year-old Tiktoker Charli D’Amelio’s mind-numbing content can’t possibly do anything but let your brain turn off and not think about The Q Storm rampaging the corners of the dark web. While you watch her content, make sure to stay off the main feed of TikTok, it sometimes can be plagued with far-right extremists trying to get conspiracy-based beliefs into the minds of our youth- GOD DAMN IT.
It is physically impossible to not allow yourself to think about the aunts and uncles on Facebook sharing extreme memes about “The Great Awakening”. All we can do is sit in a dark room, turn off the light, and pray they don’t make a meme about anyone we love- NO, NOT TOM HANKS.
